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Mozzarella Fingers |
$2.50 |
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Potato Picker Skins |
$2.75 |
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Perk your appetite with these scrumptiously breaded, knife-severed digits. Served with our virgin's
blood marinara sauce.
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Picked from the finest of Idaho stock, the pickers are skinned, baked and garnished with sour
cream, rapscallions and urchins.
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Split Bea Soup |
Bowl
$2.05 |
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Chick Quesadillas |
$2.99 |
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Old Aunt Bea would be proud, except that she went into the making of this soup. A perfect dish for
oral expulsion during demonic possession.
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Only the ripest California chicks become part of these South-of-the-border delights. Chopped &
seasoned with spicy green salsa, then wrapped in a warm flour tortilla and served with sour cream.
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Each of Sarco's prize-winning entrees is served with your choice of any three of the following:
Caesarian Salad, Tossed Brain Salad, Homestyle French Friars, Baked Couch Potato, Non-garlic
Bread, or Air Muffins. Guaranteed to fill you up!
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Midwest Pot-Belly Roast |
$10.95 |
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Chicken n' Rib Combo |
$9.95 |
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A hearty 16 oz. slice of redneck flank, pre-marinated in beer and liberally garnished with
hallucinogenic mushrooms. Served with a side of Sarco Fuggus' Special Sauce.
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For those with a taste almost for the normal. Fried chicken with half a rack of whomever we could
nail with a cleaver.
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Sarco's Family Pizza |
$7.50 |
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Lucifer's Fire Chili |
$4.95 |
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Maybe not the entire family goes into this Italian delight, but enough to give you a wide choice of
toppings. Ask your server for today's special.
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Old Lucy has really cooked up a tasty, tongue-blasting batch of super-carnivorous chili, maybe
even with some beef. Water recommended!
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Jehovah's Witness Jambalaya |
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Republican Rump Roast |
$11.95 |
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Sarco's is not immune to friendly visitors sharing their faith. Rather than be saved, however, we
save them. Every tasty bit except the pamphlets. Accentuating the non-spicy devout
stock is an array of cayenne-kissed shrimp, chicken, rice and peppers. A down-South delight!
A note from Sarco:
This dish is not available every day; however, when ingredients arrive at our door, Sarco's will
serve it to you
for only $2.99!!
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Every now and then, a valiantly tenacious right-wing group tries to shut us down because of some
health or moral issue; they say we violate decent family values. But with this hearty portion of
well-fed rump roast and baked potato, we think you'll side with Sarco. We believe in service with a
smile, quality, and good hearty meat n' potatoes. What could be more American than that?
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