Sarco's Blood Bar & Grill

Sarco's may hold a special place in everyone's hearts, but there are plenty of
other wonderful places in this great food-loving country of ours that deserve
praise. Feel free to peruse the ample list of places below to explore.

the Gallery of Regrettable Food
One of Sarco Fuggus' personal inspirations, wonderfully maintained by author, humor columnist and radio personality James Lileks. The Gallery details the poorly photographed and illustrated foodstuffs of the 40's, 50's, and 60's, where dull and tasteless dinners saturated with lard and fat were depicted in throat-constricting color, yet happily devoured by American families. How indeed did they eat this bilge?

The Corporation
A company after Sarco's own heart, The Corporation has generated quality humor product for generations of consumers since the turn of the century. With an impressive collection of large computing devices, wires, cables, and an affiliation with the Internet^®, The Corporation manufactures and distributes fresh, modern humor product speedily and efficiently. Shouldn't more corporations be run with this sort of quality and spirit?

Gobler Toys
Maker of Señor Sandwich, the American icon that's been in our hearts since childhood, Gobler Toys had a terrific year in 1969 and looks forward to even more success in the future. Here you can appreciate the far-reaching vision of Ira M. Gobler, the President and Founder, and reminisce about the toys you used to play with, such as Gobler's Wobblers and Kiki the Fashion Tiki.

Food Jokes
For when you're in the mood for some light humor (and who isn't?) after a hearty meal of brains and salad, skip on over across the pond to Food Jokes, an organized collection of, ah, jokes about food! All of them are family-friendly (very important to Sarco n' Cass)!

The Onion
Keeping to a strong, upright standard of satirical news reporting, The Onion, America's Finest News Source, stands head and shoulders above the other online newspapers. The Onion gives you the latest in what you want to know.

The Brampton Bugle
News that really matters, from our friends across the pond. Read the latest important news, discover Brampton culture, enjoy some sport, delve into the world of fashion and entertainment, or perhaps find a companion in the personals. In Brampton, it is always tea-time. Warning: may contain traces of irony.

Landover Baptist Church
It's good to know that there are people in America that hold strongly to proper religious beliefs. It'd be a sin not to visit the Landover Baptist Church, the largest, most powerful assembly of worthwhile people to ever exist. Be sure you're devout, however! The unsaved are not welcome here.

Asepsis Technology
Specializing in trauma scene and death scene cleanup and sharps disposal, Asepsis Technology is your aide in getting you through those times when those upsetting bloodbaths and messy suicides bring you near the edge of your sanity. Here is the friendliest, most clip-arty trauma management site in town, with links to the Grim Sweeper Gazette.

Creative Corpses / Props by Rod
For that matter, if you're short of the real thing and you need some realistic cadavers FAST, then Rod Spain is your man. As the undertaker for Creative Corpses, he'll know best how to suit your needs with his custom-made female and male corpses... whether it be for party guests, decor, or a conversation centerpiece.

Polarbeast's Personal Links
Here are maintained a few non-Goth, non-Lounge, and non-cigar, -cannibalistic diner, -vampirism, or other DeadLounge.comesque links. Some are rave links, some are sites I've created myself, some are pretty hip sites by friends of mine. I urge you to check them out, on pain of... ah, pain of being denied one of Sarco's desserts.

The DeadLounge.com Forum
Come in and post your thoughts, your desires, your valid arguments for whatever cause you support. Meet other denizens of the Dead Lounge and The Gothic Offramp. There's even a place for poetry and spooky storytelling, if you're quiet and don't spill gravy all over the vinyl.