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Remember, each of Sarco's unusual entrees is served with your choice of any three of the following:
Caesarian Salad, Tossed Brain Salad, Homestyle French Friars, Baked Couch Potato, Non-garlic
Bread, or Air Muffins.
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The Super Broiler Baby |
$5.50 |
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Cel Phone Surprise |
$10.95 |
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Sarco's original double-decker toddler burger! Served with lettuce, fresh onion, pickles, and cheddar
or swiss cheese on a sesame seed bun or onion roll. An American favorite!
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Try our businessman barbeque! A crisp, double-breasted marketing professional made the way you want
it. Served with a baked potato and our special Secretary slaw. Catch ya later, babe!
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Grilled Geek Sandwich |
$8.50 |
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Broiled Bodybuilder |
$9.75 |
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Your choice of programmer, hacker or sysadmin, marinated in Jolt cola, then served on a French roll
with chips and au jous sauce.
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Watching your diet? There's a lot of meat on this dish, but trimmed of the fat! This healthy hunk
is covered with mussels and served open-faced with seasonal fruit and pasta salad.
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HAZMAT Hash |
$15.00 |
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Soccer Mom Florentine |
$7.50 |
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Sarco puts on the special gloves to bring you this no-prion treat. A post-gluteraldehyde fixation,
garnished with formaldehyde, autoclaved and prepared in a high-draw fume cabinet. OSHA-approved
NBC mask provided; preparation fees extra.
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Pulled out of the minivan into the pan, seared, smothered with fly agaric mushrooms, and served on
florentine rice with vegetables. Sure to satisfy even the most oblivious SUV driver.
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Pagan Pot-stickers
and Wiccan Wings |
$8.25 |
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Organ Donor Omelette |
$4.25 |
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Thanks to the Goddess! You don't need an athane for this finger-licking dish, sprinkled with bergamot,
heliotrope, anise and rosewater, and fried to golden perfection. Enjoy our pickled pagan salad with
sweet almond and neroli vinaigrette on the side. Blessed be!
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Sarco's would like to thank all those people who give their bodies to science; or, in this case, to
our kitchen! We take advantage of their generosity in bringing you this 3-egg Sarco's breakfast
favorite! Served anytime. Special discount for EMT's!
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Whether you believe in fantastic mythological creatures or not, there's no denying that Sarco's
knows where they hide out. We diligently search out the monsters under the bed and things that go
bump in the night to bring you the most satisfying paranormal diner food possible.
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Braised Banshee with "bean sidhe" (earplugs extra) |
$18.95 |
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Boggart Breakfast Burrito |
$6.50 |
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Fairy Fritters (dust extra) |
$14.95 |
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Garou Goulash (not responsible for silver content) - Special price! |
$2.95 |
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Grilled Goblin Fajitas |
$14.95 |
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Leprekabobs (3) |
$13.50 |
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Selkie Short Stack (3) |
$10.00 |
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Skewered Vampire Ribs |
$22.50 |
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Zesty Zombie Strips with Cajun Pepper Sauce |
$11.95 |
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