Herein lies a collection of solemn writings and musings, of dark fancies, of bleak thoughts and evil undertakings; a veritable throng of tormented blah, blah, blah, self-pitying drivel. Anyway, Polarbeast will place more of them to rest here in this place when he ceases to be overcome with apathy.

	• An Introduction to the Gothic Offramp
	- A few words about Polarbeast's views.
	• Everything You Need to Know about Your Host
	- Useless trivia about Polarbeast.
	• Your Host's Answers to that E-mail Questionnaire
	- Yes, he got one of those too. Here are his answers.
	• Essays
	- Definition, argumentation, and cause-and-effect essays.
	• Polarbeast's LiveJournal
	- His rarely updated, but lighter-in-outlook thoughts.
	• Past Visitor Searches
	- Some of the rather odd things that actual visitors have searched for here.
	• The Bad Lounge Haiku / Goth Haiku / Sci Faiku of Polarbeast
	- Minimalist poetry with a twist or three.
	• Various Quotations on Religion and Freethinking
	- An alphabetical collection by great Freethinkers, Deists and Atheists regarding the existence of the divine, the Christian religion, and patriotism.
	• The Photography of Polarbeast
	- Some of his meager skills displayed for your perusal.
	• Polarbeast becomes an ordained minister
	- ... of the Universal Church Triumphant of the Apathetic Agnostic.
	• The Mainstream Acclimatizer
	- When you really need to blend into your surroundings.
	• The Random Little Willie Poem Generator
	- Delightfully Deathly Ditties in the style of Harry Graham.
	• The Gothic Night Before Christmas
	- With tormented apologies to Clement C. Moore.
	• The Online Xmas Card Archive
	- A yearly tradition from Dave & Bianca.
	• The Recipe for Polar Bear Chili
	- Long awaited; never yet duplicated.
	Return to the Gothic Offramp
	- More things to see and do.
	Return to DeadLounge.com
	- Because you need a cocktail or a good hearty meal.