
Musings from the Host |
A few words by and about your host: an introduction to Polarbeast's general
views, a couple of agnostic rants, gothic humour, bad poetry, and perhaps a
couple of recipes when the fit takes him. |

Create your very own Darkly Gothic Poem |
Use the Goth-O-MaticTM
Poetry Generator to create your very own Darkly Gothic Poem! Express your
inner abyss of pain and angst! Convey your suffering in a morbid opus that
will rival the deepest, darkest works of real goths! |

Discover your Inner Gothic Self |
What Kind of Goth Are You? Gleefully twisted collaborators Lord Boron and Polarbeast bring you
the Goth Compass, an eerily accurate gauge of your gothic demeanor. Take the Quiz, keep your
ID Number, and maybe even display your scores on your own site. |

The DeadLounge.com Forum |
Come in and post your thoughts, your desires, your valid arguments for whatever cause you support.
Meet other denizens of the Dead Lounge and Sarco's Blood Bar & Grill. There's even a place for
poetry, if you're quiet and don't spill your drink all over the velvet. |

Face the Darkly Gothic Crossword |
Pit your literary knowledge of the dark and the deadly against
the most heartwrenchingly diabolic of morbid-minded crossword puzzles. A true test of your Gothic
mettle. You'll need the Flash 4 plug-in to view it properly, and a good dictionary and
thesaurus. |

Dr. Benjamin Black - Gothic Dentistry |
Does your mouth suffer from the stench of the grave? Do you have a difficult
time finding a dentist you can trust, who's open late? A service to the darker
populace, Dr. Black is here for all your orthodontic needs. |

Links from the Gothic Offramp |
A few other places that possess the irreverence to treat gothdom with a
tongue-in-cheek attitude without getting pierced by the fangs. Enjoy. Be perky
if you must. |