We can't imagine why you'd want to go anywhere else, but this is a small, intimate gathering of places we think meet our high standards of goff. If you find something dark and deadly to make us raise an appreciative eyebrow, let us know via the Feedback page. Chances are we shan't care, though.

Are you a guitar or bass player and would like to know exactly which notes David J. thumps on at the beginning of "Double Dare"? Get your tabs here.

Create your own gothic clothing. These people know their stuff, and detail it well. If you manage through their wisdom to become skilled with creating long vests, lacy shirts, bondage pants, parasols, and kimonos, let us know and we'll send you our measurements.

Once you've discovered your gothic positioning in the world, use this infernal beast to birth your very own Darkly Gothic Poem! Express your inner abyss of pain and angst! Convey your suffering in a morbid opus that will rival the deepest, darkest works of real goths!

Come in and post your thoughts, your desires, your valid arguments for whatever cause you support. Meet other denizens of the Dead Lounge and Sarco's Blood Bar & Grill. There's even a place for poetry, if you're quiet and don't spill your drink all over the velvet.