What can we call you? Myrtle makes a point of remembering the names of our valued customers.
     

How about an e-mail address? We promise never to contact you, unless you seem like you might make a good entree.
     

Do you have your own Website? Sarco and Cass love to surf in their spare time.
     

Got a hot link that fits the Sarco's Blood Bar & Grill attitude?
     

Is there something you'd like to see on the Sarco's menu? For that matter, tell us the person you'd most like to see made into a nice appetizer, main course, or an addition to the Famous Vitae tray. Go ahead, don't be shy! Sarco's isn't, not when it comes to rendering someone down to delicious bite-size chunks.
     

What brought you to Sarco's Blood Bar & Grill? Who can we thank for your patronage?
      How did you get to Sarco's? I fell asleep on the highway and ended up here. I followed a link. I clicked on a Sarco's Special of the Day award. I found it while browsing a search engine. A good friend told me where to find the best 50s diner food in the West. I have a knack for finding great holes-in-the-wall.

How spicy do you like your spicy foods?
        Not very much; I'm a lamb when it comes to that hot stuff.
        I stick with mild sauces and salsas. Jalapeño peppers and Tabasco are about my limit.
        I like it hot n' spicy. Habañeros are pretty good.
        Fire it up, weakling. Make me reach for my beer.
        I'm used to sauces like "Last Rites," "Woman Scorned," and "Ass in the Tub."
        I like to blow the roof of my mouth off. I drink hot pepper extract like milk.

What kind of cuisines do you love? (Check all that apply)

African      American/Continental      Outdoor Barbeque      Cajun/Creole      Californian      Chinese      Cuban      Delicatessen      Fast Food      French	German      Greek      Indian      Italian      Jamaican      Japanese/Sushi      Mexican      Middle Eastern/Persian      South American      Tex Mex/Baja
Other:

Finally, please let us know what you think of Sarco's Blood Bar & Grill. Were you offended? Do you believe Sarco's needs to be burned to the ground? Or did you enjoy your dining experience?