"Howdy, hon! Lemme tell you, there's no better time than right now to come on into Sarco's. What with the Trekker convention in town and all, we're stocked to the grill fans with extra pointy-eared meat. Not since '72 have we had so many rib specials! My favorite is the skinny ribs, but our Thick N' Hearty Trekker Tri-Tip is a real treat, too."

"Betcha didn't know I used to be a Sarco's Pin Up Girl, didja? Yup, I had the finest gams in Morbid Canyon, before the gangrene set in. Now I keep in shape toting around trays of Republican Rump Roast to all you hungry patrons. Not regretting a thing, though; I had my day in the sun! 'Course, I don't go out in the sun much any more, but that's fine and dandy, 'cause neither do most of our customers."

"So don't be shy! Come on in and make Sarco Fuggus do some honest work in the kitchen!"

An original pair of Myrtle's waitressing roller
skates are on display in the Sarco's museum.

To find the classic pictorial dedicated to Myrtle's
pinup days, check out "Gothic Calendars: 1955-1958"
in Sarco's Gift Shop.

Trivia Note: Myrtle's cousin Melindra still
waitresses at the Dead Lounge on weekends.

Trivia Note: Myrtle used to work alongside Sarco at
Uncle Bastard's Roadkill Palace before coming to
Sarco's Blood Bar & Grill!

Myrtle is dying to hear from you!
Feel free to drop her a line.