The Goth-O-MaticTM Poetry Generator, and DeadLounge.com (hereafter known as The
Site) in general, promise nothing in regards to your immortal soul, your sense of adventure, your current
circle of friends, or your ability to socialize in a healthy, well-adjusted manner.
The Site won't, though, store your information, emails, name, or anything about you at all. It's just a
static web page. Promise. But here is some legal witchcraft below to please the search engines.
Effective date: March 09, 2019
This page informs you of its policies regarding the collection, use, and disclosure of personal data when you use the Service and the choices you have associated with that data.
We use your data to provide and improve the Service. By which we mean we don't use your data at all. We collect and have no data of yours except by the usage of sharing services. By using the Service, you agree to the collection and use of information in accordance with this policy.
Information Collection And Use
We collect several different types of information for various purposes to provide and improve our Service to you.
Types of Data Collected
While using our Service, we may ask you to provide us with certain personally identifiable information that can be used to contact or identify you ("Personal Data").
We may also collect information how the Service is accessed and used ("Usage Data"). This Usage Data may include information such as your computer's Internet Protocol address (e.g. IP address), browser type, browser version, the pages of our Service that you visit, the time and date of your visit, the time spent on those pages, unique device identifiers and other diagnostic data.
Tracking & Cookies Data
Cookies are files with small amount of data which may include an anonymous unique identifier. Cookies are sent to your browser from a website and stored on your device. Tracking technologies also used are beacons, tags, and scripts to collect and track information and to improve and analyze our Service.
You can instruct your browser to refuse all cookies or to indicate when a cookie is being sent.
Use of Data
The Goth-O-Matic Poetry Generator uses data we don't really notice, for various purposes:
- To provide and maintain the Service (we're going to do that anyway)
- To allow you to participate in interactive features of our Service when you choose to do so (because it's interactive just standing here)
- To provide customer care and support (inasmuch as a gloomy gothic poetry generator can possibly do so)
Transfer Of Data
Well, we don't. Your information, including Personal Data, may be transferred to — and maintained on — computers located outside of your state, province, country or other governmental jurisdiction where the data protection laws may differ than those from your jurisdiction, but it won't be because of us.
Disclosure Of Data
The Goth-O-Matic Poetry Generator may disclose your Personal Data in the good faith belief that such action is necessary to:
- To comply with a legal obligation (but it better be seriously threatening to us)
- To protect and defend the rights or property of The Goth-O-Matic Poetry Generator (like, if you post a GoM poem on your site and say it's yours, from which probably nothing will happen, but you'll just be considered gauche)
- To prevent or investigate possible wrongdoing in connection with the Service
- To protect the personal safety of users of the Service or the public
- To protect against legal liability
Security Of Data
The security of your data is important to us, but remember that no method of transmission over the Internet, or method of electronic storage is 100% secure. While we strive to use commercially acceptable means to protect your Personal Data, we cannot guarantee its absolute security.
We may employ third party companies and individuals to facilitate our Service ("Service Providers"), to provide the Service on our behalf, to perform Service-related services or to assist us in analyzing how our Service is used.
These third parties have access to your Personal Data only to perform these tasks on our behalf and are obligated not to disclose or use it for any other purpose.
Links To Other Sites
We have no control over and assume no responsibility for the content, privacy policies or practices of any third party sites or services.
Our Service does not address anyone under the age of 18 ("Children").
We do not knowingly collect personally identifiable information from anyone under the age of 18. If you are a parent or guardian and you are aware that your Children has provided us with Personal Data, please contact us. If we become aware that we have collected Personal Data from children without verification of parental consent, we take steps to remove that information from our servers.
- By email: email@example.com