The Goth-O-MaticTM Poetry Generator, and DeadLounge.com (hereafter known as The Site) in general, promise nothing in regards to your immortal soul, your sense of adventure, your current circle of friends, or your ability to socialize in a healthy, well-adjusted manner.
The Site won't, though, store your information, emails, name, or anything about you at all. It's just a static web page. Promise. But here is some legal witchcraft below to please the search engines.
Effective date: March 09, 2019
The Goth-O-Matic Poetry Generator ("us", "we", "our", "it", "its", or "that disgusting thing") operates the http://www.deadlounge.com/poetry website (the "Service"). It does so via strange and unknown occult practices, which is odd because it's just Javascript.
This page informs you of its policies regarding the collection, use, and disclosure of personal data when you use the Service and the choices you have associated with that data.
We use your data to provide and improve the Service. By which we mean we don't use your data at all. We collect and have no data of yours except by the usage of sharing services. By using the Service, you agree to the collection and use of information in accordance with this policy.
We collect several different types of information for various purposes to provide and improve our Service to you.
While using our Service, we may ask you to provide us with certain personally identifiable information that can be used to contact or identify you ("Personal Data").
The primary intended use of cookies or tracking data may be via a social network sharing service, such as AddThis, which provides the visitor with a selection of services to share this site with. Such services include posting to Facebook, Twitter, Pinterest, Tumblr, and Reddit. You can review AddThis's Privacy Policy here.
We may also collect information how the Service is accessed and used ("Usage Data"). This Usage Data may include information such as your computer's Internet Protocol address (e.g. IP address), browser type, browser version, the pages of our Service that you visit, the time and date of your visit, the time spent on those pages, unique device identifiers and other diagnostic data.
The Goth-O-Matic itself does not use use cookies or similar tracking technologies to track the activity on our Service and hold certain information.
Cookies are files with small amount of data which may include an anonymous unique identifier. Cookies are sent to your browser from a website and stored on your device. Tracking technologies also used are beacons, tags, and scripts to collect and track information and to improve and analyze our Service.
You can instruct your browser to refuse all cookies or to indicate when a cookie is being sent.
The Goth-O-Matic Poetry Generator uses data we don't really notice, for various purposes:
Well, we don't. Your information, including Personal Data, may be transferred to — and maintained on — computers located outside of your state, province, country or other governmental jurisdiction where the data protection laws may differ than those from your jurisdiction, but it won't be because of us.
The Goth-O-Matic Poetry Generator will take all steps reasonably necessary (read: hexes and spells) to ensure that your data is treated securely and in accordance with this Privacy Policy, and no transfer of your Personal Data will take place to an organization or a country unless there are adequate controls in place including the security of your data and other personal information.
The Goth-O-Matic Poetry Generator may disclose your Personal Data in the good faith belief that such action is necessary to:
The security of your data is important to us, but remember that no method of transmission over the Internet, or method of electronic storage is 100% secure. While we strive to use commercially acceptable means to protect your Personal Data, we cannot guarantee its absolute security.
We may employ third party companies and individuals to facilitate our Service ("Service Providers"), to provide the Service on our behalf, to perform Service-related services or to assist us in analyzing how our Service is used.
These third parties have access to your Personal Data only to perform these tasks on our behalf and are obligated not to disclose or use it for any other purpose.
Our Service may contain links to other sites that are not operated by us. If you click on a third party link, you will be directed to that third party's site. We strongly advise you to review the Privacy Policy of every site you visit.
We have no control over and assume no responsibility for the content, privacy policies or practices of any third party sites or services.
Our Service does not address anyone under the age of 18 ("Children").
We do not knowingly collect personally identifiable information from anyone under the age of 18. If you are a parent or guardian and you are aware that your Children has provided us with Personal Data, please contact us. If we become aware that we have collected Personal Data from children without verification of parental consent, we take steps to remove that information from our servers.
We may update our Privacy Policy from time to time, if only to make it more clever. We will notify you of any changes by posting the new Privacy Policy on this page.
You are advised to review this Privacy Policy periodically for any changes. Changes to this Privacy Policy are effective when they are posted on this page.
If you have any questions about this Privacy Policy, please contact us:
Privacy Policy
The Goth-O-MaticTM Poetry Generator, and DeadLounge.com (hereafter known as The Site) in general, promise nothing in regards to your immortal soul, your sense of adventure, your current circle of friends, or your ability to socialize in a healthy, well-adjusted manner.
The Site won't, though, store your information, emails, name, or anything about you at all. It's just a static web page. Promise.