place = new Array();

place[0] = new Array("wandering in Macclesfield, Cheshire","Where Ian Curtis's ashes are buried. How GAF is that?");
place[1] = new Array("stumbling through Golders Green Crematorium","That's where Bram Stoker is buried. It's in London. How GAF is that?");
place[2] = new Array("wandering through St. Peter's Churchyard","In Bournemouth, Dorset, where Mary Shelley and her husband's heart is interred. How GAF is that?");
place[3] = new Array("wandering lost in the <i>Cimitero Acattolico</i> in Rome","Where Percy Bysshe Shelley is buried... without his heart. Did you know his heart wasn't buried with the body, but retrieved from the pyre by his friend Trelawny and kept by Mary, pressed flat in a copy of <i>Adonais</i>, then buried with her? Holy <i>shit! Nobody</i> is more Romance-Goth than that!");
place[4] = new Array("wandering through St. Mary Magdalene Church","In Hucknall Torkard, Nottinghamshire. It's where George Gordon, Lord Byron is buried. How GAF is that?... what do you <i>mean</i> you don't know who Lord Byron was?");
place[5] = new Array("wandering dazed through the Holy Cross Cemetery","Where Bela Lugosi is buried. It's in Culver City, California. Not a very goth locale, but his heart was in the right place.");
place[6] = new Array("stumbling through the Paris Catacombs","That's where <i>six million</i> dead 17th-century Parisians are buried. How GAF is that?");
place[7] = new Array("leaning against the wall in the Chapel Columbarium","In front of Rozz Williams's vault at Hollywood Forever Cemetery. How GAF is that?");
place[8] = new Array("wandering alone through Heptonstall Churchyard","Where Sylvia Plath is buried, in Yorkshire. Sylvia was truly GAF, if she only knew...");
place[9] = new Array("wandering alone through the <i>Cimeti&#232;re du P&#232;re Lachaise</i>","Where Oscar Wilde is buried, in Paris. How GAF is that?");

now = new Date();
seconds = now.getSeconds();
choice = (seconds % 10);