Thanks ever so for coming here. As the proprietor of the Dead Lounge, I take much interest in knowing what you, the patron, think. I need to know what intrigues you, what I can do to make the Lounge the place to be, how your vitae tastes when elongated teeth break the skin, releasing an elegant flow of... but I digress.
      Anyway, what you'd be such a wonderfully swingingly fabulous person to do, is to satisfy some curiosity. Add a viciously suave drink recipe. Tell me of some cool place to linque to. Hey, if you haven't the time, if you've just got to rush over to Sarco's for a treat, or if you're simply too massively cool a cat to bother, then just drop me a line in the . If you can't even stay long enough to do that, then why are you here? This place is about leisure, baby. Relax. Take a moment.
      Again, my thanks, and I hope to see you again soon. When you've finished sating my intellectual needs (if not my demoniacally physical ones), please feel free to relax in the Lounge. Order some more drinks.


Firstly, I'd love to learn your name. A gothic moniker or swinging pseudonym is fine.

     

Do you have one of those wild & groovy email addresses?

     

How about a Web page? Where can I see your personal view of the scene?

     

Have a drink recipe that belongs on the Lounge List? Jot down everything about it: the
ingredients, how to mix it, its name, and all that. If I use it, you'll get all the credit.

     

Got any linques that would be astoundingly perfect for the Dead Lounge? Gimme.

     
     

Hey, how did you find this swanky place anyway?

     

So...like anything about the Dead Lounge? (Check all that apply)
        The dark & groovy graphics
        The comprehensive cocktail list
        The very concept of a "Gothic Lounge"
        The tongue-in-cheek humour
        The bartenders

Ah... anything you really don't like at all about the Dead Lounge? (Check all that apply)
        The fact that you won't give me any choices here, Bub

How could I change the Dead Lounge to make you dig it more? (Check all that apply)
        More loungy.
        More gothic.
        More humour.
        More cocktail recipes.
        Hecate needs to quit being a bitch.
        Other:

Now, if you don't mind terribly, and because I'm bored and curious, I have some questions about you, dear patron. You don't have to answer these, but incredibly good luck will come to you if you do. Not to mention the drinks will be on the house.

What is usually your sex?   Male   Female

Do you consider yourself a goth?
        Yes, by all that is dark and lost and forlorn.
        Hmm?

If so, do you need to lighten up and stop taking yourself seriously?
        What's to lighten up about? The world is shit.
        Nah. I have some sensibility about me. See? I can even force a smile.
        Uh... what was that you called me earlier?

Got some favorite artists in your lounge collection? Martin Denny? The Sisters of Mercy? Sergio Mendes & Brasil '66? Bauhaus? Cal Tjader? Louis Prima? Siouxsie & the Banshees? 8 1/2 Souvenirs?

     
     
     

Have a preferred bartender on the Dead Lounge?
        Hexslinging Hecate
        Christian Diablo
        Tonton Macoute
        Why aren't you dispensing the drinks, EL Polarbeasto?

Exasperated yet? Here's your chance to bitch about it. Or, in the faint possibility that you might have enjoyed the Dead Lounge, let me know how you feel!

     




Tap here to submit, Doris.


Tap here to chicken out, Sam.

"Oh, forget it, Le Polarbeaste. Can I just normally?"
Of course you can, Morgoth.


Take a puff to
contact your host.



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